concentrated light is laser




Pinch me just once
 If this is all a dream
 I hope I don’t wake up


 

stoleyogirl:

when everybody in yo squad talkin and the teacher call you out

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exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

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czoc:

remember when asks werent rebloggable and we had to go around screencapping them like fucking animals

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sighforeverr:

I don’t think we have any idea what immigrant mothers give up for us. Give up their country, their family, their entire lives to move across the globe to a country that treats them life dirt because they’re not able to properly pronounce a word, just so their children can have a better life a better education.

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veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

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galacticdad:

i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.

(Source: severeproblems, via cloudsanndddoceans)


ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell, via thebloodof-olympus)



bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

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